Easy Beef Teriakyi #BeYourGuestTastyDishesForSingles (Taken with instagram)

Easy Beef Teriakyi #BeYourGuestTastyDishesForSingles (Taken with instagram)

All my underwear is clean  (Taken with Instagram at Morningwood Manor)

All my underwear is clean (Taken with Instagram at Morningwood Manor)

asker

Anonymous asked: Dear Beau, I noticed in some of your videos where you have a beard you are straight and when you are clen-shaven you are a gay. Lately, I have noticed that you have no hair on your chin. What's up with that?

Well, after much thought and rumination, I decided that I was bi so I shaved off half my beard. Also, I was reading this book called THREE LIITLE PIGS and in it, three swine were pursued by a big bad wolf who kept threatening to knock their house down with his breath. They kept saying, “Not by the hair of my chinny, chin, chin….so I decided that if I had no hair on my chin, that would decrease my chances of being attractive to a Big Bad Wolf. I’ve already had my house burned down by my ex-boyfriend, Ray so I certainly don’t need no wolf comin’ round to cause further damage to my living situation.

Thank you,

♥BEAU

Who’s up late? (Taken with Instagram at 4343 Clarendon)

Who’s up late? (Taken with Instagram at 4343 Clarendon)

It’s International Mr. Leather Weekend and lots of people have been bad apparently (Taken with Instagram at Boystown)

It’s International Mr. Leather Weekend and lots of people have been bad apparently (Taken with Instagram at Boystown)

Download the MP3 of the AB Theme Song for free http://bit.ly/JZJiKj  (Taken with instagram)

Download the MP3 of the AB Theme Song for free http://bit.ly/JZJiKj (Taken with instagram)

Can you see the skull in my Gyro?!??!? Omg what could this mean? (Taken with Instagram at Chicken Eater’s Paradise)

Can you see the skull in my Gyro?!??!? Omg what could this mean? (Taken with Instagram at Chicken Eater’s Paradise)

Treating myself to a fancy dinner. (Taken with Instagram at Chicken Eater’s Paradise)

Treating myself to a fancy dinner. (Taken with Instagram at Chicken Eater’s Paradise)

Sitting’ and thinkin’ in the laundry room waitin’ for my clothes to dry. (Taken with Instagram at Morningwood Manor)

Sitting’ and thinkin’ in the laundry room waitin’ for my clothes to dry. (Taken with Instagram at Morningwood Manor)

Just eating a banana like how my Uncle Jesse taught me. (Taken with Instagram at Morningwood Manor)

Just eating a banana like how my Uncle Jesse taught me. (Taken with Instagram at Morningwood Manor)